Why short MBTI tests vary so much in quality
A short test does not have to be sloppy. The trade-off in a 5-minute test is per-dimension item count: fewer questions means each one has to do more work, which is fine if the items map cleanly to the four MBTI dimensions and badly written if they do not.
Many quick MBTI tests on the open web are built for novelty (single scenario questions, pop-culture framing) rather than for stable item-to-dimension mapping. The result you get from those tests is more about question wording than about your underlying preferences.